It will immediately connect you to my voicemail. Then Google will attempt to transcribe and send me an email. I’ve noticed they get a lot of things wrong and sometimes the end results are pretty funny. So I’m inviting all of you to leave me a VM and we can see what Google comes up with. I’ll post the best ones here.
I don’t actually consider myself to be all that smart. I know too many people that are smarter than me. I’ll let you in on a secret: most of the time I’m just talking out of my ass. OK, that’s hardly a secret. But seriously, I just happened to have acquired a large set of mostly-useless information. Some of it happens to be very useful and that makes me employable. None of that makes me particularly smart though. And now I’ve been self-deprecating enough for such a silly question. ;)